||[Jun. 15th, 2006|07:40 pm]
|||||the sound of fear||]|
me: ok i'm going to go get the mail.
mom: NOOOOOOOOO! I saw on TV that the last girl who went to get the mail was shot dead. her father looked out and was just like, "oh she's just going to get the mail. i don't have to worry." but then she was shot and killed. No, I'm going to go with you. but what if they attack us- i can't run. no, you can't get the mail anymore. it's too risky.
me: just let me finish this email
mom: who are you emailing?
me: a penpal
mom: NOOOOOOOOOO! who is he?
me: just a friend from college. i'm not going to run away to jordan like that other girl.
mom: no don't you know he's probably pretending to be a 25-year old and is really a 65-year old mom. didn't i tell you about how 's daughter was molested?
me: but that was inside her own family- it was her grandfather.
mom: yes but you don't know what will happen.
ok mom needs to stop watching america's most wanted.